can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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