He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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