have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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