Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a search helicopter?!
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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