he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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