So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My ass is underappreciated
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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