love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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