She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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