I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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