He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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