she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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