its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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