I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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