it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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