how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
