I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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