I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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