Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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