She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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