I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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