Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Will exercising make me less horny?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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