we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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