it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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