Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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