We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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