question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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