You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
ok first of all what the fuck
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