She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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