Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
