Me too!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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