I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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