Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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