dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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