Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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