How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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