If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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