I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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