Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I checked into jail on foursquare
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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