Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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