Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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