i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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