guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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