Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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