Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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