Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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