38 yer olds are good kisserssss
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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