38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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