But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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