It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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