Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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