if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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