when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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