i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
