Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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