new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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