Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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