jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Randomize
