Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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