what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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